Wednesday, April 14, 2010

2930 Morocco, conclusion, sort of.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

"We are fools whether or not we dance, so we might as well dance."
-- Chinese Proverb --

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The full set of photos from Morocco is at http://www.flickr.com/photos/missthunderfoot/sets/72157623706465421/, with description. Click on the thumbnails at the right to go through them. I apologize for the quality of some of them. I seem to neglect things like light, focus, holding the camera still, you know, those "minor details". Personally, I don't mind, because to me, the photos are not the end, they are just reminders of what's in my head, perfectly clear and in focus.

Observations:

Before I left, TD&H2, who is from Pakistan, said that I was going to "a rich country", that "everyone there is rich". Actually, the king is rich, and a small part of the population is very wealthy, but the majority of the people are not. The 41% illiteracy rate is partly due to the fact that the children often have to help support the family. We did see a lot of beggars, and out in the agricultural areas, most of the homes are hovels. Of course, much of that may be due to a difference in what we think is necessary, but hey, when the roof or walls have fallen and you're still living there, I doubt that it's all lowered requirements.

There are herds of cows, sheep, and goats, and grazing donkeys and mules everywhere. They graze them wherever there's grass, including along the roads, in medians, in parks. Around here, pasture land is fenced, but not there. The beasties are loose! Sometimes there was a herder and/or dog in evidence, but equally often not. I wondered what kept the animals from wandering away, or into the road, or into neighboring crops.

I've often commented that I find American tourists embarrassing. I believe that when one visits another country, one should show respect for the culture. In most cases, our group was pretty good, but a few of our members did have me rolling my eyes. We had been advised that the Moroccans were very conservative, so we should keep our shoulders and knees covered, and no cleavage, ever. One of our ladies had a "rumpage" problem. Her pants waistline kept dropping in the back, and her T-shirt kept riding up, so she constantly flashed about an inch of rear cleavage. At least she didn't wear thongs. The organizer spent one full day in a strapless tube top dress. What upset me the most, however, was when we visited the Hassan II mosque, and the guide pointed to some carved chairs along the wall, saying that they were reserved for imams who were reading special passages, or teaching special lessons. Several of our ladies not only sat in the chairs for photos, but they were sexy and disrespectful poses - one leg over the chair arm, come-hither smiles, and whatever. I cringed.

I was amused that men greeted each other or said farewell by kissing both cheeks, but women shook each other's hands. I was also surprised at how often men, complete strangers, usually salesmen in the souqs, put their arm around my shoulders in a side hug, or rubbed or patted my back with one hand while showing me something. I don't allow that much touching in my normal American life - not until the second date, anyway!

In the narrow and crowded alleys of the medinas (medina = old section of city), souq stall salesmen would ask where we were from, hoping to strike up a conversation, draw our attention. Over half of our group of 12 was Black, so they'd ask, "English? French?" (apparently American tourists are rare). When we said "American", they'd beam, and shout "Obama! Obama!" with a thumb up. The shout would travel up the alley, with every souq owner giving us the thumbs-up and "Obama" cheer, seemingly forgetting all about selling us stuff.

We heard the five-times-daily calls to prayer from the minarets, and Edr3s(s) told us that Muslims were required to pray five times daily, times determined by the position of the sun in relation to the horizon. So I fully expected to see everything stop for prayers --- but it didn't. Everyone on the streets, the shops, it all went on normally, nobody even paused. One time we passed a mosque in the crowded medina at prayer time, and looked into the mosque, and there were only a few people in there. Odd.

I don't recall seeing a traffic light anywhere. There'd be a six lane street (three each way) meeting another six lane street, and no light. It worked, though. The rule seemed to be that if there was a stopped car anywhere to your left or right when you got up to the line, you stopped and let them through, and everyone took their individual turn, no riding someone else's bumper through. If there were no stopped cars, you kept going. Crossing a street on foot was easy, too, even in the densest traffic. You start crossing, and the cars all stop. It's all like magic. I can't see that system ever working in the "me first, I've got mine" American society.

Back to the rich/poor thing - it seems like either you have everything, or you have nothing. Those who have everything all drive BMWs or Mercedes, I saw very few of any other makes. Everyone else rides a bus, a motorbike, a bicycle, or a donkey. Wide divide.

I'd like to go back to Marrakesh on a shopping trip. Just Marrakesh. Just shopping.
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Sunday, April 11, 2010

2929 Back from the trip

Sunday, April 11, 2010

"If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that
one of them is doing the thinking."
-- Lyndon B. Johnson --

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I'm back. The Royal Air Maroc plane landed at JFK at about 4:30 pm yesterday, I managed to get out of the airport at 6:30, and got home about 9 pm.

It was an interesting trip. Morocco is such a mix of old and new. Beautiful modern cities with lots of cars, scooters, motor bikes, ... and donkeys! People riding donkeys and driving donkey carts right there in the middle of the traffic.

Most of the Moroccan women we saw were covered, wearing jelabas and head coverings. There were a lot of outdoor cafes, and only once did we see a woman at a table. The linked article says the younger women don't always wear the jelaba and scarf, but about the only women we saw uncovered were tourists. Oh, another thing, North American tourists are rare. Most were Dutch, German, French, or Spanish.

Things are relatively cheap. I ended up buying a lot more stuff than I had planned. The unit of currency is the dirham, about eight dirham per dollar. When shopping, the other women kept asking me "How much is xxx dirham in dollars?" I'd answer, "Divide by 8", and then I'd do the division for them. I finally taught most of them how to do it easily: "Divide by 2, three times, so 1000 dirham is equal to (half once = $500, half twice = $250, half the third time = $125) $125." We got breakfast and dinner with the tour, but had to pay for our own lunch, which usually ran from as low as 25 for a veggie salad (which always included tuna and egg) to 100 dirham for a tagine, which is like a pot roast. Ok, quick now, how much is that in dollars?

Our guide was Edr3s Imam1, a Moroccan of Arab extraction, with fluent english and much patience. (I have replaced an "e" with "3", and an "i" with "1" in his name to make it a little more difficult for others on the trip to find this blog.) Edr3s and me, at the brass doors of a walled royal residence:

Edr3s said that the unemployment rate in Morocco averages about 29%, higher in the rural areas. The king takes care of his subjects, so no one starves. Even though education is free through university, and technically compulsory through 15, the illiteracy rate is 41%. Children often don't go to school because they are needed to help on the farm or in the family business, especially the girls. The language is arabic, but french is a required class in the schools, so most people also are fluent in french, and where there was no english, we used french.

As expected, the woman who organized the trip and I butted heads. She didn't wear a watch (in her words, nobody has ever died because she was late...), and every time! that Edr3s said to be back at the bus by such-and-such a time, she and one or two of her buddies were fifteen minutes to a half hour late. It bugged the hell out of the rest of us and Edr3s ("...the same ones again...") because we didn't have the extra photo or shopping time she blithely took, and over the course of the day, time we could have spent sight-seeing was spent sitting on the bus waiting for her.

It didn't bother her at all, and others hesitated to say anything because many of them work with her or are in other Meetup groups she runs that they want to stay in. I've never in my life met anyone as self-centered as her. Everything was always about her. (BTW, I and several of the others on the trip suspect that we paid for her trip, and shopping. Another woman is going to contact the tour company and find out what the actual cost of the trip was.)

By the end of the week, we were frankly sniping at each other. She cut me out entirely. She and her buddies didn't listen when I spoke, looked away, started talking to each other in the middle of my sentence. Also, I am shy and quiet, soft-voiced, often went off on my own (because my interests are often different and I didn't want to hold other people up, and also because I often didn't feel welcome), and sometimes people see that as standoffishness (is that a word?) and arrogance. One of the other women told me that the others were talking about me and had actually made racial comments about me. Wow. I'm not sure what she meant by that, I asked if they thought I was racist, and she said no. I didn't pursue it, because, as my mother always said, sometimes certain people's opinions of you are worthless. So it doesn't bother me. By the end of the trip, the group of 12 had split into two camps. There were usually 6 at each table at meals, and it became obvious who was "in" with who, and who was kissing whose tail.

Everyone else thought the food was good, but the hotel breakfasts and dinners were buffets, and they always had exactly the same things every time, no matter where we were. I didn't much care for the spices used in everything. However, if you ever have the chance, get the beef with dates, the carrots, the olives, and the yogurt (any flavor). They were all excellent.

The best part of the trip was the souks (shopping areas, a.k.a. souqs) in the medinas (the oldest, often walled, parts of the city). The streets are narrow, lined with shops where you are expected to bargain.

Food sellers-

A street of metal workers -


A residential street in the medina -

The hotel and restaurant bathrooms are modern, but at a roadside stop you might be faced with a squat toilet - a hole in the floor with raised "footprints" on either side to stand on, and a faucet to fill a bucket to flush with. I hate them. You find them in the rural areas of southern France, too. The first time I was faced with one, the hem of my skirt slipped to the sopping floor and stank to high heaven for the next few hours, until I could change. The second time, I managed to keep everything gathered up, but was in such a stressed position I couldn't aim. When I came out, I told Edr3s I hated those things. He said "When in Maroc, do as the Marocans do." I asked if Marocans also piddle on their shoes. (I often cracked him up.) From then on, whenever there was a rest stop, I asked him, "Sit or squat?" If he said squat, I held it.

Leaving from JFK, we had the usual TSA hurdles. Leaving from Casablanca we had Moroccan security. Our carry-on baggage was hand searched something like three or four times, once at each stage - at entering the airport, at passport check, at entering the gate area, and before getting on the plane, they actually took things out and examined them - and we had to go into a curtained booth where we got a pretty thorough pat-down, including a crotch grab (same-sex agent). And yet, it was still faster than at JFK. Many more agents doing it.

Itinerary and some photos tomorrow.

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We all had decided to share photos with each other in them, by trading email addresses. The organizer kept putting it off, and then decided that we didn't have to, because we already had the email addresses on notes she had sent us before the trip. I said, "Only if we saved the emails." Her response? "*I* always save all *my* emails."

That's an example of the self-centeredness. *She* always saves all emails, therefore *everyone* does. (In her mind, that's everyone who matters, anyway.) She would not acknowledge that others may have valid reasons for not saving everything that floats by.

(Another woman went around on her own and gathered them. I copied her list, because depending on who distributes it, I might not otherwise get it.)
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Saturday, April 10, 2010

2928 Where's Silk?

Saturday, April 10, 2010

“The skunk does not get out of the way of any animal.
It moves along at its own speed, with its own mind.
It is self-assured and confident in itself.
Skunks are fearless, but they are also very peaceful.
They move slowly and calmly, and they only spray as a last resort.
Skunk teaches how to give respect, expect respect, and demand respect.”
~~ from Animal Speak ~~

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In case you didn't notice, the past several entries were written ahead of the post date, and scheduled for posting each day over the past week. I've been in Morocco for the past week, without internet access. In fact, this post is being written on 4/2. When this appears in the blog, with any luck, I'll be in the air somewhere over the Atlantic, heading back home.

The "with any luck" is not an idle phrase, it's a prayer. The woman who's organizing this trip is the most disorganized screwed-up woman I've ever met. She's the one who scheduled a meeting in NYC, and then canceled it via email 45 minutes after I had set out on the 2 hour 45 minute trip into the city, during rush hour. And then she didn't leave a message with the restaurant that the meeting had been canceled, so I sat there wondering what went wrong.

Then when we finally met with the tour guide and got the itinerary, I noticed the trip was two days shorter than what we had signed up and paid for. She denied there was any difference. When I got home I checked, and sent her an email detailing the difference - we are leaving 24 hours later and returning 24 hours sooner. The two "free time in Casablanca" days had been chopped off. She responded with a note to the group, saying that the trip was ONE day shorter. I could spit nails.

Well, the travel docs I have say that the flight to Casablanca leaves at 6:45 pm tomorrow (remember, today is actually Friday, 4/2). At 3:43 today I got an email from her saying that the flight time was changed to 5:01pm - an hour and 44 minutes earlier! How can they do that? What about connections wanting to make this flight? There's only one flight a day.

Then at 5:44 today, I got another email from her saying that she goofed, the actual time is changed to 8:01pm.

Note that the email was not followed up by a phone call, or a request for acknowledgment. There may be people who have internet access only at work, and 5:44 is pretty late to be sending out an emergency message. Or some may be staying in a hotel near the airport tonight and didn't pack a laptop.

I think she assumes everyone has a Blackberry or other constant connection, because she does.

She's an idiot.

I don't trust her. I wouldn't be surprised if people show up for the 8:01 flight, and discover that the plane left at 6:45, or 5:01, or who knows when. So I went to the Royal Air Maroc site and checked on the flight. 8:01pm. Ok.

Then I tried to check on my reservation, and R.A.M. can't find it. Interesting. They want the 6-digit reservation code, and the primary name on the reservation if multiple people are traveling under one reservation. I don't know what the primary name is. It isn't any of us 13, maybe it's the tour company, but I don't know.

Sigh.

Well, if you're seeing this post, that must mean I made it to Morocco, somehow. Of course, that doesn't mean I'm actually on the plane home. She might screw up again. Once the plane lands and I'm no longer dependent on the organizer, I may strangle her. So if there's no post tomorrow, I may be marooned in Morocco, or I may be in jail in New York.

Send bail money.

Morocco photos soon.
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Friday, April 09, 2010

2927 Shadow attack

Friday, April 9, 2010

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground,
and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

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Bonnie Hunt showed a video clip last week, about a little girl who had discovered her mother's shadow, and the child tried to stand on it, to keep it still, I guess.

It reminded me of when Daughter first noticed her shadow. It scared her. She wanted to get rid of it, tried to run away from it. She cried. It took a while to convince her that everything had a shadow when the light was strong, and shadows were harmless.
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Thursday, April 08, 2010

2926 Big Dog

Thursday, April 8, 2010

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

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"BigDog" robot. I still want one! It would be so handy for carrying things down the driveway, or to the basement. Or even carrying me! Put a saddle on it....

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azoWDlZGImU]
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Wednesday, April 07, 2010

2925 Wanna run a TV commercial? Cheap?

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.

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You, too, can advertise on TV. You can pick your network, show, time, submit your ad to Google, and for $100, they'll get it up and running for you.

From http://www.switched.com/2010/03/23/how-to-run-your-ad-on-fox-news-for-100/ :
"Slate's Seth Stevenson decided to try it out for himself and see if he could actually air a commercial for a fake product on national television. After creating a trippy, apocalyptic commercial for his nonexistent product, Stevenson decided to post it to Google TV Ads. By doing so, he could choose not only the network he wanted to employ, but the time slot and even the show during which his spot would air. After choosing the appropriately ridiculous, unrealistic show during which to air an equally ridiculous, unrealistic commercial, Stevenson purchased air time on Fox News, during early morning reruns of Glenn Beck. After spending just $100 for the time slot, the commercial ran a full seven times, and the Web site advertised at the commercial's conclusion received over 1,000 new visitors."

Wow! Cool! Howcome this isn't more widely advertised?
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Tuesday, April 06, 2010

2924 Productivity Tips

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

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This article at Switched.com has several hints and tips for increasing your computer productivity: http://www.switched.com/2010/03/25/the-ultimate-guide-to-productivity-get-er-done-with-helpful-ha/.

I use many of the shortcuts, the widgets, and the password manager. I'm very curious about the virtual desktops, but I think I'd need a larger monitor for that. (Jay had used the two-monitor trick.)

Check it out.
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Monday, April 05, 2010

2923 Where's Matt?

Monday, April 5, 2010

There’s a difference between free speech and hate speech.
-- Joy Behar --

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These videos have been around a while, but I still love them. Matt went all over the world, and videoed himself dancing (sort of...) in various places. There are three videos. They make me want to travel!

All three are at http://wherethehellismatt.com/?fbid=tOqgM.

Enjoy.
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Sunday, April 04, 2010

2922 How not to date online

Sunday, April 4, 2010

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

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It doesn't hurt to keep a resume out there, even when you currently have a temp job. So, I do have profiles on two online dating sites.

I got this a few days ago:

Subject: DATE ME

Hello,
I like to be real to you nice woman because i like u before i start to know you.
Im a marry man 60 years old establish nice greek personality and i think am handsome man.
225 lbs 5' 9 gray hair.Im in business all my life but i never have a woman to make me happy and likes trips,nice cozy restaurant dinners and romances.
Im looking to find a woman mature and loving like u to enjoy the good things in life,If u think we can enjoy together because i think you are the nice person am looking for

[name deleted]
Don't know what that "marry man" means. His profile says single, never married. No photo. Sounds like a nice guy, but bit clueless, and absolutely not my type. He also sounds like he could get too involved too soon and turn into a stalker.

Sigh.

I've found that when one gets notes like this, one must NOT reply. A gentle negative citing distance or diverging interests or current commitment will get you a barrage of sales pitches. They seem to think they can convince you to give them a chance, that they can fix whatever the problem is. That, or you get a nastygram back, calling into question your motives and virtue. So, since I hesitate to say "I don't think we can have an interesting conversation, and your ardor scares me", he gets no reply.
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Friday, April 02, 2010

2921 The bee knows.

Friday, March 2, 2010

"Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away
free health care. You're thinking of Jesus."

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It got well into the 70s today. The yellow jackets are investigating the seams of the van, and the tree frogs are singing. Haven't heard the bullfrogs yet, though.

My daffodils are up, and a few are blooming.

Spring has arrived.
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Thursday, April 01, 2010

2920 Selling it

Thursday, April 1, 2010

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
-- Robert Frost --


I don't agree with that, but I suppose it is true for some people.
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I went shopping today. Bought a lightweight backpack to use as a carryon, a tiny Sharp travel alarm clock that's easy to set and carry, but which will have to lie on the pillow with me or I'll never hear it, an inflatable pillow to help preserve my back on the plane and tour buses, and tiny packets of shampoo, sun block, moisturizer, toothpaste, and so on. Also another card for my camera.

On the car radio, an administrator from Boston University was being interviewed, and the subject of tenure came up. The man was asked whether A) a candidate's record was examined, and then he or she, if refused tenure, was told why, or B) it was entirely up to the candidate to convince the committee, to prove that he or she had earned tenure. The argument for the former is that there's less of a chance for hidden favoritism, and more of a chance to rectify. The latter method puts enormous pressure on the candidate, and if they are refused, they never really know why.

The answer was that in most large universities it's B). The tenure committee does no research, and the refused candidate is never (or rarely) told why they were refused. It's up to them to convince the committee, and for all they know, refusal was a personality thing.

I just shrugged at that, and then I wondered why. With my liberal slant and management style, you'd think I'd be all for A), look at everything, check off the boxes, and tell the candidate exactly what's right and what's wrong.

But then I realized that was never my employee style.

Most people slog away in the job, hoping that management will notice how wonderful they are, hoping that their turn for a raise or promotion will come up, in due time. If they are ambitious, and they're a Level 1 Grunt, they try to be the best Level 1 Grunt possible, to shine as a Level 1 Grunt.

I figure that's a good way to stay a Level 1 Grunt forever. Why should you be promoted to Level 2 when you're so good at Level 1?

When you're a Level 1, as soon as you are comfortable in these tasks and responsibilities, you should start picking up Level 2 duties and responsibilities. Get good at them. Make sure those responsible for raises and promotions know what you're doing. Provide weekly reports outlining what you have accomplished, and pointing out exposures and concerns. Pretty soon, you will be assigned Level 2 stuff as a matter of course. Then you go to management and say, "Hey, I'm doing a Level 2 job. Let's make it official. Promote me."

That's how I got six promotions in my first three years with The Company. I got a "step in grade" raise every six months. The usual is two to four years in grade, one small raise a year.

So, no, I don't find proving oneself to a tenure committee all that onerous.

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Nowadays, as an old lady retiree, I absolutely refuse to prove myself to anyone. I don't have to do anything that doesn't interest me. You don't like what I'm doing, or how I'm doing it, or when? Go away.

That's why I quit volunteering at the maritime museum. I told them over and over that I didn't want to do anything that involved schedules, or that anyone was depending on. All I wanted to do was clean the showrooms, paint railings, weed flowerbeds, stock shelves in the gift shop, just one-day drop-in stuff. But they kept giving me ongoing responsibilities - because I could handle it where other volunteers could not, and I knew that, and I felt coerced.

So I walked away.

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There's a guy on trial up north. He has been found guilty of arson (burned down a coworker's (empty, I think) house), vandalism (spray painted houses and cars of people he argued with), and a few other things. He was found guilty of something like 18 or 20 of 22 charges. But what really gets me is that one of the charges was "terrorism", which carries a life sentence.

Terrorism? I don't get it. Yeah, he's a nasty person, probably a bit sick, but a terrorist? Isn't part of terrorism the attempt to cause a change in people's attitudes or actions? To coerce? They didn't even know it was him. By the court's definition, kids who batter mailboxes with baseball bats from cars are terrorists. Someone who puts a dead fish in a rival's car is a terrorist?

The other thing I don't get is the pronunciation of his name, "Raucci". It seems like an Italian name. I'd pronounce it "Raw-chi". The Italian double C is usually pronounced CH. The news readers consistently pronounce his name "Rossi". Anyone can pronounce their own name any way they want, but wouldn't you usually use the common rules, so you don't have to correct everyone all the time?
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

2919 Cold Feet

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

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I wonder if Daughter has had second thoughts about Mother living across the street. In a phone call today she blathered about "boundaries", and how I might prefer a one-floor ranch, and about how property taxes are very high, and how if I want to move down there, she'd be willing to find me another more suitable house. The implication being "someplace else".

Behind the house I'm looking at, at the end of the back yard, there's a steep descent into a ravine. Apparently, the cliff is part of the property. She said the neighbor was paying $6,000/yr in property taxes, but when the houses were reappraised recently, it went up to $16,000/yr because of that additional property, that apparently hadn't been considered before.

That's ridiculous, of course, because, being unusable and unsaleable, that land has no value. In fact, it's a deficit to the property, since it can be dangerous, and because of some strange building code, you can't have a raised deck on the house - even though the bank is at least 50 feet (probably more) from the house. Therefore it should reduce the value, not increase it.

I don't understand.

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Daughter forgets I'm good at internet research. I looked at houses for sale in the area, in the same price range, and the taxes are about the same as or a little less than what I'm paying here. Of course, the ravine is still a question, but I think that could be fought.
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2918 Blinded by teeth

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

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There was an episode of "Seinfeld" wherein Jerry got his teeth whitened, too white, so that every time he opened his mouth everyone else was blinded.

Raquel Welch was on GMA this morning, and her teeth were that blinding too too white.

I'm seeing that everywhere on TV these days - too white, unreal. Not in real life, though. Ordinary people have ordinary teeth, but TV people seem to be competing for the most blinding teeth. That's beyond annoying, because that means blinding teeth will become a requirement even for ordinary people.

Back in my childhood, when my teeth were brand new, before coffee, tea, cola, cigarettes, they were in the middle of the dentist's color chart. Bleached, they won't ever get any whiter than that. Most of the blinding teeth you see on TV are veneers anyway, not bleached. I've heard that porcelain veneers cost $1,000 to $1,500 per tooth!

Sad.
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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

2917 You are not!

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

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What's with all these commercials where people say things like, "I'm a Jeep", or "I'm a PC".

No, you're not. You're a person, and if you'd lie about that, why should I believe anything else you say?

I don't get it. Kind of negates the whole commercial, doesn't it?

I find it very jarring.
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2916 Stink

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and,
when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.

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Saturday, when Daughter and I were walking around Red Bank, she needed a bathroom. She volunteers with Hospice at the hospital, which was right around the corner, and she's known there, so that's where we went.

Half a block from the hospital, I was overcome by a stench. It smelled like rotting restaurant offal. The worst rotted garbage smell I'd ever experienced, and I've often taken stuff to the county dump. It was so bad the air was thick. I was starting to retch.

Now, I normally don't mind odors. I love the scent of fresh sweat on a man. I like a whiff of skunk on a summer breeze. I like the smell of manure spread on spring fields. But this stench was literally making me sick. My face may have turned green.

It got worse the closer we got to the hospital.

It turns out it was the mulch that had been spread on the extensive hospital flower beds.

The mulch looked like ordinary finely shredded bark. The women behind the reception desk said it was probably insecticide added to the mulch.

Now, I've got a whole bunch of questions. What do the hospital's neighbors think of the smell? Is it safe to breathe insecticide that thick? What about patients arriving at the hospital? If my stomach had already been a bit queasy, I guarantee it would be worse by the time I walked in from the parking lot. How long will the smell hang around?

That stuff was BAD!
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2915 Typo?

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.

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I got a visit today from Lexington, Kentucky (Hi, Lexington!) The ISP was listed as "Kentcuky Employers' Mutual Insurance".

Kentcuky? Is that really the name of the company, or is it a typo? The apostrophe is correct....

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Later - a Google search turns up a real "Kentucky Employers' Mutual Insurance" company. "Kentcuky" shows up only in the domain name. I can't believe someone let that typo get past.
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Monday, March 29, 2010

2914 Folly?

Monday, March 29, 2010

"He who lives without folly isn't so wise as he thinks."
-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld --

Given the topic today, this quote may not be as random as they usually are.
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Things are moving fast and in strange directions lately.

In the previous post I mentioned a house being built across the street from Daughter's house. I told The Man about it when I saw him last night, adding that I had figured that if I ever moved, it would be someplace warmer. He laughed and said "New Jersey IS warmer than up here!" (We were in Kingston, NY, at the time.)

He's right. It's a little warmer, and they do get less snow.

I talked with Daughter today, and she gave me the name and phone number of the builder, and the amount he's asking. I talked with Piper and Angelo, and they both think that from a purely financial and lifestyle point of view, it's a good idea. Even if it's not a good idea, it's not a bad idea (i.e., there's almost no way to get hurt). Since I don't have a mortgage on this house, all it would cost me to have both houses for whatever time it takes to sell this one is the $6-7K annual taxes on this house. And then the sale of this house would pay back what I pulled to buy the other house.

Advantages:
  • Across the street from Daughter and Hercules.
  • Across the street from possible future grandbabies and babysitting/petsitting help for Daughter & Hercules.
  • 1/2 block from Raritan Bay, lots of interesting places to walk.
  • Built-in lawn mowing and snow shoveling (Hercules).
  • One more bedroom (4 total, and two of the four are large).
  • Short driveway.
  • I can get the flooring, cabinets, and colors I want.
  • Across the street from pet care when I travel.
  • I might even be able to get a dog.
  • Lots of great shopping.
  • Lower taxes.

Disadvantages:
  • It's New Jersey.
  • The neighborhood, although very safe, is a bit, uh, ticky-tacky. It's mostly young people starting out and old people ending up.
  • There's a house three doors down with two unregistered cars in the side yard. (On the other hand, I've got my unregistered van sitting in my driveway right now.)
  • It's New Jersey. Look up Superfund sites sometime.
  • Moving. I've got a LOT of stuff. Much of my furniture is heavy old antiques.
  • It's New Jersey.
  • The thought of actually sorting, disposing, packing, and moving is terrifying.
  • Global warming could put Raritan Bay in my living room. After all, it IS New Jersey.

Piper is going to call the builder tomorrow, and see what can be worked out. I can't make an actual firm offer until we discuss finishing materials, but I don't want him to accept another offer until I have a chance.

Wish me luck. Or not. Either way, I win.
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Sunday, March 28, 2010

2913 Passing the "Walk Test"

Sunday, March 28, 2010

"Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see."
-- Arthur Schopenhauer --

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I drove to NJ yesterday to visit Daughter. We went to Red Bank and windowshopped. Every so often, Daughter "tests" me by making me walk for a few hours, so I made sure I wore comfy shoes.

I told her I knew what she was doing, and there's still a race or two left in this gray mare. (My mother at my current age couldn't fasten her bra without getting out of breath, and if I were my mother, I'd be dead in about 18 months. Daughter remembers.)

One store we stopped in had handmade jewelry and clothing. There was a fitted dressy jacket that looked like it would be perfect for Daughter. The tag said something like $179, but the old guy behind the counter said he'd got a call from his wife, the store owner, that everything on that rack was $50 because she's getting the new spring stuff in. So I bought Daughter a jacket that looks great on her, and is well worth the $50.

We ate at a south Asian vegan restaurant. Good stuff.

I was shocked to see a new 2-story house in the vacant lot across the street from Daughter and Hercules's house. Daughter says it went up in 2 weeks, built by one of her neighbors. The outside is finished, the inside is framed. The door was open, and Daughter said it was ok to go in, so we did. It's going to be really nice - front porch, 4 huge bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms, lr, dr, kitchen, breakfast area, attic. No basement, though.

Daughter wants me to buy it and move in. She's going to check on the price.

Hmmmmm. It's an interesting idea, if there are ever any grandchildren it would be nice to be close, but I'd always thought if I went though all the mess of moving, it would be to someplace warm.
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Friday, March 26, 2010

2912 Frozen Friday

Friday, March 26, 2010

"Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence."
-- Henrik Tikkanen --

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After spring-like weather the past week, nearing 70 on several days, we're frozen again. It got all the way up to 37 today, and is expected to dip into the mid to low teens overnight for a few days. I guess Mother Nature has discovered I just bought a convertible.

I spent some time yesterday paying bills and figuring out financial stuff, and then went to dinner in the evening with Mensa, at a Thai restaurant I've wanted to try for ages. It was very good. I think I really like Thai.

Roman sat across from me at the table. Angie and the Zig were next to him on his side, and they mostly talked with each other, and next to me were two rather hard of hearing rather dull guys who mostly talked to each other ("Wa'd she say?" "She asked if you want coffee." "Oh." "What?" "I said 'Oh." "Oh.") So Roman and I mostly talked with each other.

I do think Roman would like to try again. Nope, ain't gonna happen.

Today I walked past the rocking chair in the bedroom, and the sewing/hemming/mending pile on the chair slid to the floor. The heap is huge. I haven't actually seen the chair in years.

Sorting the heap and piling it back on the chair, I found a lot of stuff that I'd forgotten buying. When something looks really good on me, I'm likely to hem it immediately (I have to hem everything, usually shorten sleeves, too), but if it's just so-so on me, I throw it on the chair to be done when I get around to it. Since I've lost some weight, I tried some of it on, was surprised, and immediately hemmed two dresses and three pairs of slacks, and I found a skirt that fit perfectly - I don't know why it was on the pile. Whoop!
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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

2911 The car has been ordered.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

"Actions lie louder than words."
-- Carolyn Wells --

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I've ordered my car.

I went to the dealership yesterday. I wanted a 2010 model, I'd like to have it in mid-April and I asked what's the procedure for getting the colors and options I want. The salesman said it would be a bit difficult to get exactly what I want in a 2010, because March is the last production month for the 2010, the last 2010 custom orders were placed in February, as of April they're building the 2011s, so they'd have to find my 2010 on a lot somewhere, and they may or may not be able to find exactly what I want.

I want exactly what I want.

So I'm getting a 2011. Arrival before mid-May.

Which is not exactly what I want, but at least that's more acceptable than the wrong colors or wrong options.

(Gee, remember when the model years started in January of that year? I was surprised when the next year's cars started showing up in November.)

Then we started talking price. Unfortunately, he didn't have the MSRP or invoice numbers for the 2011 models yet. (Neither did Edmonds.com.)

Terms:
MSRP - what the manufacturer thinks the car should sell for, but only naifs actually pay.
Invoice - what the dealer pays the manufacturer for the car. The difference between what you pay and invoice is the dealer's profit.
TMV - "True Market Value", what Edmonds calls the average price actually paid for the car in your zip code. Usually significantly below MSRP, a little above invoice.

So then we started talking price. I told him I'd gotten the TMV from Edmonds, and expected to pay that much for the 2010, and in that general ballpark for the 2011. He freaked. He started talking about 7% profit "built in", and was running numbers rapidly, very confusingly. I wasn't sure what that 7% was on, derived from, it didn't make any sense. It especially didn't make sense because 7% of the invoice price, added to the invoice price, was WAY over the MSRP.

Finally I said, "Look, it doesn't much matter, because we're using the wrong numbers for this car anyway. We really ought to just agree on how much I will pay over invoice. Period. Simple." The Edmonds numbers showed X dollars over invoice as the average, so I said, "I'll pay Y dollars over invoice, assuming you can show me the invoice". He didn't like that at all. It was too close to TMV. His face got red. He continued trying for closer to MSRP.

At that point, a woman who had made an appointment to pick up a car arrived (I'd hadn't called before coming in), and he went off to help her. When he came back, he said, "Ok. Y dollars over invoice." I guess he realized he couldn't write a contract without the actual numbers. I said I wanted it in writing, so after a visit to the financial office, he came back and said the contract could be written that way. It would actually say "Y dollars over invoice" as the total price for the car (plus tax, and registration).

And a few minutes later, that's what came out of the financial office, and I signed it, and made a $500 security payment.

There may be another small battle when I see the invoice numbers. I expect to see the wholesale price of the car and my chosen options, and a destination charge, and nothing else. No prep charges, no advertising charges, no other padding. Edmonds says some dealers try to pad with stuff like that, and you don't have to pay it.

I'm a little disappointed that I won't get it before May, but April is buggy and rainy anyway, so ok.

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Suzy has some booboos on her front bumper (I think someone must have backed into her in a parking space) and the gas cap door hinge is broken. Her bumper is plastic or rubber or something, and it's cracked and broken. If I want to sell her (haven't decided yet) I'll need to get that fixed. So I stopped by at a body shop and got an estimate. It came out to $1,090. I paid $9000 for her four years ago, when she was already three years old with 32,000 miles on her, and her blue book value now is only $3,400.

It doesn't seem worth fixing her.

She has 81,000 miles now, and other than her broken nose she's in terrific health, inside and out.

Maybe I'll just keep her. Maybe a duct tape girdle inside the bumper will make her feel better.
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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

2910 Dense GPS

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

"Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable."
-- Sidney J. Harris --

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Stupid GPS. Every time I want to cross the river, Jeeves tries to take me south, then back north, then west. The shortest, fastest way is west, then south, then west. Every time we get to the intersection, Jeeves gets all upset when I turn west instead of following his orders to go south. And every time, I think I'm "teaching" him the correct route.

Two years now, and he hasn't learned yet.
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Monday, March 22, 2010

2909 Innovate!

Monday, March 22, 2010

"Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can even do much to help it. While it lies there it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it."
-- Billings Learned Hand --

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Why do you always have to do things they way "they" do it? Make your own way! Innovate! Create your own music!

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx4cRw6TIIg]

Actually, Ronnie can do it the "right" way, too. You'll find several clips of him on YouTube. Click above, and then on "More from: Bokete7" on the right.
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2908 Feral Cat

Monday, March 21, 2010

"The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous."
-- Shana Alexander --
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Jasper still has some habits from when he was a feral adolescent.

He's "tame", loves me, comes around asking for petting every fifteen or twenty minutes. Doesn't like being picked up, but he'll allow it for about 10 seconds before wriggling to get down. Doesn't sit on my lap, but he'll stand up next to my leg and pat my lap to ask for petting. Allows me to touch him everywhere, even his tummy.

Food and sleep is a different story. He seems conflicted.

He'll tell me when his food dish is empty, and wind around my legs while I'm filling the dish, and take the first taste while I'm near, but after that initial taste, if he sees me watching him eat, he jumps and runs away. He won't go near his food if I am anywhere he can see me.

Same with sleeping. If he's asleep on the sofa, or in the back bedroom, and I appear in the doorway, he'll jump up and run away. When I go to bed, he'll come up on the bed and curl up on, between, or next to my legs, but he never actually sleeps there.

When he was wild, he had to guard against being trapped by food or surprised in his sleep, and I guess it's still there. I wish we could get past it.

Now we've got another problem. Starting about two weeks ago, when I'm on the computer he goes under and behind the desk (a huge wooden "manager's desk", purchased from The Company at a warehouse sale), and I can hear thumping and scratching, and the electric cords (printer, scanner, old flat screen monitor, desk lamp, etc.) moving around and rubbing against the wall. He's into something back there, but I can't find out what because as soon as I move the chair back so I can look under the desk, he shoots to the side and out the door.

I'm worried that he might fry himself.

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I hadn't thought about it before, but Jasper and The Man have a lot in common. The triggers may be different, but the reaction is the same.
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Sunday, March 21, 2010

2907 Mental Rambles

Sunday, March 21, 2010

"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside."
-- Robert X. Cringely --

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I keep saying this journal is my diary. Today I accidentally rediscovered this post, from January 19, 2006: http://thesilkentouch.blogspot.com/2006/01/533-realization.html. If you haven't been following the blog that long, please go read it.

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The Boston photos today are of people trying to get into the Guinness book of records. Those things are getting ridiculous. Ok, it's kind of neat to know about the smallest or oldest person, or the biggest horse, or the fastest runner. But these days it's the biggest cream pie, or meatball, or number of people jumping up and down at the same time. That's stupid. "Oh, you got 300 exercise bikes into a room? Well, we'll get 302." Big deal. One photo shows bakers seaming regular-sized gingerbread bricks together with icing to make the biggest gingerbread cake. Big deal. Just take a week's output from a commercial bakery, and schmush them together.

One photo got me remembering something from long ago. It's a photo of a rubber band ball (I think he cheated because he didn't use regular rubber bands, and there's a lot of space built in), and it reminded me of when The Company banned rubber band balls. In the space of about a month, there had been three fires in desk drawers caused by rubber band balls. When they get very tight, and if there's a lot of "cheat" air space built in, the pressure causes spontaneous combustion in the center. They think there was something odd about the composition of the rubber bands purchased during that time period, too.

If you have an old rubber band ball lying around, take it apart some day. There's a good chance you'll find the core is melted and fused.

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Several thoughts from the tour bus trip yesterday:

I hate roadside rest areas with the toilets that automatically flush, especially when you're not finished yet, and it sprays your nether regions with who knows what.

I hate when the bus driver lets the only kid on the bus, a 9ish-year-old sitting in the front seat, choose the movies for the trip. We were treated to an Alvin and the Chipmunks movie, "Kung Fu Panda", and "Fat Albert". There were 21 paid adults on the bus, and that's what we get?

The fat kid was sitting in the front seat, his mother was behind him, and I was behind her, so I was treated to several hours of their exchanges. As we neared the destination, the two of them were pointing out to each other every fast food joint we passed - making notes of where they were, as if they might be forced to actually walk to them. All of them.

The mother frequently told the kid to do this, or not do that. Every single time, he asked "Why?", and every single time without exception she replied, "Because I said so." I consider that very poor parenting. At some point the kid is going to decide she's "not the boss of me", and rebel. And expecting obedience to "Because I said so" implies some kind of punishment for disobedience.

When Daughter was small I always explained why, in terms she could understand. Sometimes she'd come back with, "But what if I blah blah, would that make it ok?" If not, I'd explain why not. If so, I'd remind her that she really does have to blah blah. I think it led to a Daughter who listened, accepted my reasons, learned to negotiate, and ultimately was better able to make considered decisions for herself.

The guy sitting behind me was good looking, about my age, and I think he was dating the woman sitting in her own pair of seats across the aisle. He was an idiot. He complained constantly, most about riding on a bus. He'd ask the woman, "Do you have a gun?" "No, why?" "If you do, please shoot me." I got to hear that charming exchange four or five times. "If I ever suggest anything like this again, kill me." "Whatever made me think I'd enjoy this?" On and on. I was about to do the woman a favor and strangle him.

We passed two accidents that caused traffic jams. At the first accident, several voices on the bus rose to opine that it was some idiot on a cell phone. Guy behind me declared they were obviously texting. And also that no one in this state knows how to drive.

As we passed cars in the next lane over, I looked down. Slow. Barely moving. Seems reasonable that a lot of people were going to be delayed. I expected to see most people on a cell phone. I was very surprised that only about one in ten drivers was on the phone. In a few cases, the passenger was on the phone. I was marveling at that when the idiot behind me spoke up and observed to everyone that "Eight out of ten of the cars we're passing, the driver's on the phone!" Did he really think that no one else was looking out the window? I didn't say anything.

A little later we came upon the second accident. Same chorus of "Idiots texting!" I had to grit my teeth to avoid wondering loudly if there were ever any accidents before cell phones. I hate it when people jump to conclusions, cast aspersions, like that. Maybe someone got clipped by a car changing lanes. Maybe the steering whatsis broke. Maybe the driver had a heart attack. Get your heads out of your asses, please.

We were dropped at the aquarium at 11 am, and picked up at 2:30 to go to the seaport museum village, arriving at the ticket counter at 3, where we found out that the museum village closes at 4 pm. You can wander around until 5, but then you get chased out. There's nothing else nearby. The bus driver had said we'd be leaving at 6. Um, huh?

So at 5:30, everybody was sitting on the curb in the parking lot. The driver agreed we could leave early --- except --- four people had known about the closing time at the museum, and had elected to stay at the aquarium. It also closed earlyish, but there was a fancy strip mall with restaurants etc. next to the museum. They expected to be picked up at the aquarium at 6:30. So we all got on the bus, went to the closed and shuttered aquarium, and waited.

The guy behind me wailed, "The aquarium? We're at the aquarium again? Holy shit! Shoot me now!" (I wished I could.) "This is ridiculous! I'm already composing the letter I'm gonna write tonight!" And on and on. Finally I turned around and explained to him why we were waiting here. Believe it or not, it shut him up for a while. I guess it hadn't occurred to him that there might be a reason.

I think there may be a reason I'm not very social....

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Some of the cars I've been looking at have heated front seats, standard or as an option. I wrinkle my forehead at that. I don't really need heat there. That's not where the cold is, or, at least, not where it lingers long. It sounds like a nifty thing to brag about, but ultimately not so useful.

Now, massaging seats! That's something I could appreciate! Or chilled seats for the summer. That sounds a lot more useful.

The Jaguar has cooled seats. No convertibles, but chilled seats.

Cool.

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Note to women wearing straight skirts: When the skirt makes horizontal wrinkles at the top of your thighs, IT'S TOO TIGHT!!! It should hang smoothly, even when you walk.
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2906 Weekend Rambles



Sunday, March 21. 2010

"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish."
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Friday evening I saw "Rent". It was a local professional production, but some of the performances, particularly the young man playing Angel, were outstanding. The play itself? Well, I don't understand what all the fuss was about. It was the first to put gay relationships front and center on the stage, but that alone doesn't explain why it had such a long Broadway run.

Saturday morning I got up at 5:30 am (I did the impossible!), drove to Albany, and caught a tour bus to Mystic, CT. We visited the aquarium and the museum village.

I got caught mid-blink, but dig those thighs! After looking at this picture, I dug out the jeans I hadn't been able to wear in over two years, and they zipped right up. This eating tons of food six times a day works!





This is pretty much how I feel today. I was all excited about going to the dealership and telling the guy what car I wanted with what options, and ... phooey ... they're not open on Sundays, or Saturdays, either. Some are, but not BMW. I guess they don't want customers who have to show up at work every day.

2905 The Vote

Sunday, March 21, 210

A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
-- Barbara Bush --
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Well, the health care vote is supposed to happen today. The plan is to use a technique called "deem and pass". There's an explanation of D&P at http://www.tampabay.com/news/politics/national/the-health-care-reform-debate-what-deem-and-pass-really-means/1080891, and a discussion at the WSJ law blog, at http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2010/03/18/on-health-care-reform-and-the-constitution-part-iv/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wsj%2Flaw%2Ffeed+%28WSJ.com%3A+Law+Blog%29&utm_content=Bloglines.

Basically, they pass the amendments (HR4872, a.k.a. "the reconciliation") , and that automatically passes the bill being amended.

The problem is that if it is passed, foes of the entire bill won't let that stand. They'll fight it as unconstitutional, theorizing that you can't amend a bill that has not itself been passed. Of course, without the amendments, the bill won't pass. Catch 22.

Frankly, I very much approve of passing amendments before a base bill, in almost all cases.

Think of it this way - some governing body wants to pass a law that would result in my having one finger chopped off every week for 10 weeks. Naturally, I object. So they promise that there will be an amendment, canceling the finger chopping part, that will be passed immediately after the original bill.

Uh huh. Yeah, sure.

Pass the amendment FIRST!!!! Then we'll talk....
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Friday, March 19, 2010

2904 Equinox eggs

Friday, March 19, 2010

"With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion."
-- Steven Weinberg --

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I stood an egg today. That's an ordinary raw egg, still cold from the refrigerator, nothing done to the egg, on an ordinary plate, nothing done to the plate. (I use a plate because it wants a smooth surface, and if it falls and rolls, the lip will keep it from hitting the floor.)

"Experts" will tell you there's nothing special about equinox and eggs, that you can stand an egg at any time of the year.

I've been doing it for 40 years, and I'll tell you that there IS a difference at the equinox, for a few days before and after. It took me only about 10 seconds to get that egg standing. Any other time of the year you have to prop the egg up for a while to let the yolk center and settle, and it'll take a long time and super delicate touch, and even then not every egg will stand.

At the spring equinox, ANY egg will stand almost immediately, as long as there are no calcium bumps on the bottom. In good years I've even stood them on the pointy ends. They'll also stand at the fall equinox, but it's a bit more difficult, the window is smaller, and they don't stay up as long. I've tried standing them midyear. Doesn't work. Sorry "experts". True.

So there. You are challenged.
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Thursday, March 18, 2010

2903 Pulling taxes

Thursday, March 18, 2010

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
-- Jack Nicholson --

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My mother called my brother a son-of-a-bitch once, and he said to her, "So what does that make you?" She got it, but I don't know that it stopped her.

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I wanted to visit car dealerships across the river today, but Piper called and urged me to put together the stuff for taxes, so I spent the afternoon doing that. The only thing I don't have is the receipt for real estate taxes paid in February. All financial and tax-related stuff goes into one box next to my little living room desk, so I don't know how I could have misplaced it. I dug up the past year's check carbons, and wouldn't you know - the one packet missing is the February one. All dead check carbon packs go into the third desk drawer - how could it not be there? I went online to my checking account history, but couldn't identify which February check would have been the tax one. I'm stuck. I wonder what was going on in my head last February.

So I estimated it, and wrote a note to The Angel. Let's hope he reads it.

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There's a phone application now that supposedly makes it easy to put together a group for lunch. It reminded me of an incident in the early '90s. Edith was transferring to Rochester, so we planned a huge good-bye luncheon for her at a tavern near the office, with cards and gifts, and the management chain also invited so we could pretty much take the afternoon off. The list came to something like 60 people.

It was supposed to be a surprise. There was a core group of five of us who had lunch together every day, so what we'd do is just decide to go out for lunch, and there everyone would be. Surprise!

On the appointed day, people were quietly sneaking out of the building. We went to the restaurant, and it was all set up, with a head table and flowers and banners and everything. We sat, and we waited. And waited.

And eventually it occurred to us that no one had invited Edith.
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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

2902 Car shopping on route 9

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading.
-- Steve Jobs --

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I got off my tail today and hit the car dealerships down Route 9. I tried on a bunch of cars.

I really want one of those itty bitty 2-seat sporty things, but I have to admit it won't suit my uses. The new car will be my daily car, not just a Saturday night going-out special, and the itty bitty sporty things with the tiny trunks just won't work for taking loads of dross to the recycle center. I need at least a pretend back seat. That's what was attractive about the Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder - the back seat, too tiny for people, but good for carrying things.

Unfortunately, The Man was right. The sides are so high on the new Mitsubishi models that I can barely see over them. It feels like I'm sitting in an old-fashioned claw-foot bathtub, which is great when you want bubbles up to your chin, but not when you're trying to navigate.

Oh, and its turn radius is 36 feet! Good grief! That's four lanes!

So many of the dealerships have such a sad feeling. I don't think they've been doing well.

I fell in love with the BMW 128i/135i/328i/335i convertible. It's bigger than I wanted, with a full back seat, but it still looks low and sexy. Comes with either a hard convertible top (the 3xx series) or "rag top" (the 1xx series). The soft top looks niftier, but I guess the hard top might be more practical in the snowy north. I'll have to research whether it has glitches. (Glitches? Come on! It's a BMW!)

Tomorrow I'll check out the dealerships across the river.
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2901 My beef with Rings

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
-- Sharon Stone --

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I've never been able to get into Tolkien. Most of the guys I have dated fall into one of three camps: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe, Monty Python, or Lord of the Rings.

I found Hitchhiker amusing, but not as philosophically rich as some people seem to find it. Monty Python's humor is juvenile. But Rings is (as far as I'm concerned) flat-out self-importantly annoying "fake intellectual" drivel. I have tried many times to read it, but I just can't get very far past the first book. I wasn't even remotely interested in the movie(s).

I may have discovered one additional reason I rejected Rings. I recently read a theory that Tolkien's writing displays an unconscious bias against and suspicion of earthy women, and against sex and heterosexual expression in general. I wasn't aware of it when reading, but now that I think about it, yeah.

And now I have to wonder about the guys who love it - like Ex#2. Perhaps it resonates with some of their own unacknowledged fears and biases. When I think about the guys who were in the Rings camp, yeah, it fits.

I'm too much of a feminist to ignore that slap from Tolkien.
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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

2900 Maybe I haven't found my car

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

"A good deal of tyranny goes by the name of protection."
-- Crystal Eastman, (June 25, 1881 – July 8, 1928), lawyer, antimilitarist, feminist, socialist, and journalist. She is best remembered as a leader in the fight for women's suffrage in the United States, as a co-editor of the radical arts and politics magazine "The Liberator", and as a co-founder of the Women's International League for Peace and Freedom. --

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The Man says I may not be happy with the car I settled on. He says they've changed the design, and it doesn't handle as well as the older models. Plus, the rear goes up and then down, and I might have trouble seeing over it.

I'll test drive. We'll see. The reviews do say it has a large turning radius - I already know I won't like that. Sob. Back to the drawing board?
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Monday, March 15, 2010

2809 WTF?!



Monday, March 15, 2010

Human beings are never more frightening than when they are
convinced beyond doubt that they are right.
-- Laurens van der Post --

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I found this in my local newspaper this morning, among the ads in the world news section:

Huh? Is it supposed to be a political cartoon? I don't get it. Aren't Cruella deVille's and Scooby Doo's likenesses copyrighted? What the heck IS this? It can't really be aimed toward kids, but it can't really be aimed toward adults, either. Can it? Although in a red state, I guess those could be synonymous.... It's making fun of Democrats, but it's also making fun of the RNC and RNC fundraisers. Or is that the point?

I don't understand.

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Later: OK. I found it listed as a cartoon, here: http://stltoday.mycapture.com/mycapture/folder.asp?event=157573&CategoryID=25906. That's a relief, but the copyright issue still exists.
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2808 Icicles

Monday, March 15, 2010

If your customs allow you to kill on the basis of religious, racial, material, political, or ideological differences, then you are living in a barbarian society, and you are a barbarian. ...[T]hose who engage in violence even to spread seemingly well intentioned political ideologies are barbarians.
-- Michael Hachulski --

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We've figured out why icicles are rare. Attic insulation and ventilation. If you see icicles on the eaves of a building, that building is poorly insulated. Buildings are a lot better insulated now than they were when I was a child.

And that's the troof.
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Sunday, March 14, 2010

2807 Car

Sunday, March 14, 2010

We cannot get rid of terrorism by getting rid of terrorists. We must get rid of the conditions that create terrorists.
-- Me --

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I have selected my car - 2010 Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder GT, convertible, manual transmission. You can see it at http://www.mitsubishicars.com/MMNA/jsp/build.do?modelId=100030&loc=en-us - click on the GT.

It doesn't come in maroon, which is what I really want. Either I take it in red, or get a custom paint job. The nearest Mitsubishi dealership is in Poughkeepsie. I still really want the Boxter, but there isn't a Porsche dealer within 50 miles. There used to be one in Poughkeepsie, but it closed when IBM laid off 13,000 people in the mid-90s.

I've been looking at various itty bitty 2-seaters, but the way I intend to use the car, the tiny pretend back seat in the Eclipse would be more useful. It will be my everyday car, not just for occasional flash.

Piper wants to go with me to make the deal. He thinks he could get me a better price than I could on my own. Maybe.

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I went to a mystery theater dinner this evening. The "plot" was a cruise ship, and we were all passengers. There was a passenger talent show with costumes. Before the play, the "cruise activity director" went around and recruited people to play various parts. She asked me to play the Captain's wife. I turned her down because it involved dancing with the Captain, and my back was too fragile to tempt it. What she didn't mention was that the Captain's wife played Dolly Parton in the talent show. Dolly and I, by the way, wear the same bra size, but it's more spectacular on Dolly because she has a smaller tighter frame, longer legs, and a custom tailor.

They must have wanted me, because I subsequently got recruited for two other parts. Nope, back hurts.

The evening was $45. The salad was excellent, but the buffet consisted of three pasta dishes. Period. You could have pasta with cheese and red sauce, with beef and brown sauce, and/or with chicken and white sauce. Um, I'm not supposed to be eating pasta at all, except for occasional small amounts of whole grain pasta. The lack of creativity was annoying.

It was also annoying that when the guy dropped dead (poisoned), and we were supposed to take a guess as to who did it, there had been NO CLUES WHATSOEVER! The explanation at the end was not supported by anything said earlier. They gave out prizes to the folks who guessed right, and I'm willing to believe they just picked the character who got no more votes than they had gift bags.

Well, it was my first "mystery theater dinner". At least now I know what it's sorta like.
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Saturday, March 13, 2010

2806 My body has checked out

Saturday, March 13, 2010

It doesn't pay to be so open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Carl Sagan --

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I have so very much to do to get the house ready for the kitty sitter. Lifting, packing crap away, carrying things to the basement or the recycle center. I'd been putting it off all this week, kinda in planning stages, ya know?

So today I bent over to get lunch out of the oven, and couldn't straighten up. Lower back is out. First time in literally years. Shoulda knowed it would happen.

Dang!
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Friday, March 12, 2010

2805 Weight check, guitar birds

Friday, March 12, 2010

"Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact."
-- Bertrand Russell --

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Saw the nutritionist again yesterday, gave her the "food journal" she'd asked me to keep. She was very impressed by what I had listed as having eaten, and then was doubly impressed when she weighed me. I'd lost (by her scale) 8 pounds in the 4 weeks - which pretty much proved that my journal was accurate, not "prettied up".

My scale says 10 pounds lost, by the way. I am now at 130. My goal had been 125, but given that I still have the out-of-proportion tummy and thighs, just smaller, I think I'll revise the goal downward. Or maybe not numbers at all - just aim for flat tummy.

No, firming exercises are not the answer. I have an excellent set of muscles there. Under the soft fat pad on the belly, my belly is flat and firm. You can actually grab the pad and lift it, and see flatness. Same with my thighs. Under the soft outer jiggle, my thighs are rock hard.

I will do exercises to keep the rear end round - I don't want a flat behind. One thing I can't do much about is the bust. It is getting smaller. Over the last two years I bought a lot of bras, in 38 D and 38 DD. It cost a small fortune and took a lot of shopping, because I'm hard to fit, it's hard to get a big cup that won't point east and west on my small chest. I am beginning to not fill them. That's distressing. I really don't want to have to replace them all over again. I may just shrug and use a little padding in the bottom of the cups until things settle down.

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This video is cute. I've copied the text from the description on YouTube. I assume no one will mind, since it's essentially advertising for the Barbican. I like the bird using the stick as a pick. The bird, by the way, obviously has a definite purpose in mind. I wonder what.
New commission for The Curve, Barbican, London
http://www.barbican.org.uk/thecurve/b...

© Extracts from Ariane Michel's film, Les Oiseaux de Céleste. Copyright Galerie Xippas, Ariane Michel and Céleste Boursier-Mougenot, 2008

French artist Céleste Boursier-Mougenot creates works by drawing on the rhythms of daily life to produce sound in unexpected ways.

For his installation in The Curve, Boursier-Mougenot creates a walk-though aviary for a flock of zebra finches, furnished with electric guitars and other musical instruments. As the birds go about their routine activities, perching on or feeding from the various pieces of equipment, they create a captivating, live soundscape.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89Kz8Nxb-Bg]

27 February 2010 - 23 May 2010
The Curve, Barbican, London
http://www.barbican.org.uk/thecurve/b...

Free admission
Times: Open daily 11am-8pm
Open late every Thu until 10pm


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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

2804 Cool (well, maybe hot) Amazon item

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

"Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people. Otherwise, there wouldn't be religious people."
-- Doris Egan --


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http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM.

From the description: "Radioactive sample of uranium ore. Useful for testing Geiger Counters. License exempt. Uranium ore sample sizes vary. Shipped in labeled metal container as shown."

The product reviews at the bottom are funny. Some of the "Also Viewed" items worry me, like the whole rabbit (missing the head and skin), of which there is "1 new and used". "Used"? Ick.

I'm not sure anymore what's real and what's a joke.
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2803 Buck you, Fuddy.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Polls reveal attitudes; they do not predict behavior.
Just because a poll says 50% of the polled will resign their job if X occurs
doesn‘t mean that anyone will actually resign when X occurs.
We forget that attitude and behavior are, for obvious reasons, different.

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I debated whether to write about this.
If you are local to me, if you know me, and if I don't already know you read this blog, and if you suspect I may not be too happy with your reading it, hit that X up there right now. Otherwise, I cannot and will not be responsible for your reaction. You have been warned.
When I got home from the weekend, I found that sometime Monday evening someone locally had checked out the blog. This is my "diary". I don't like people who know me reading it. There's only one local reader that I know for sure about, and she's ok because she's one of the most reasonable people I know, and we tend to have pretty much the same attitude toward everything, so I don't worry about her misinterpreting me. Plus, our circles don't overlap, so there's no opportunity for gossip.

But I am carefully hidden from everyone else. I don't need the gossip, the whispered "and then she said", the misunderstandings and subsequent fireworks. This is my diary. As I get older, I find I do refer to past entries occasionally, to straighten out memories. I need to be free to comment on anything important to me.

This incident is important to me.

Sunday morning at the gathering, I walked into the hospitality room, and saw several of the local Mensans sitting at a table. There was an empty chair in the middle of the group. (I was amused because that was the very table and the exact place I'd sat the first time I saw The Man three years ago, across the table, and was fascinated by the play of thoughts across his face.)

Anyhoo, I sat down. I was sitting there several minutes. I am certain it was more than 5 minutes. It could have been as long as 15. I ate a piece of bagel, and drank some iced tea. Then FW came into the room, stormed up to me, and said, "That's my seat. Get out of my seat. Move!"

I said, "It's not your seat. You left it. Seats aren't saved. There's plenty of seats. Pull another up."

She said, "It's MY SEAT! Move! I didn't leave anything on the seat to save it because I didn't know I had to! F**k you!" Her voice went up in pitch and volume. The other people at the table told her to take another chair. Note that it was an eight-person round table, and four of the chairs were unoccupied. Now, I know this woman. I know how she can be. I could have avoided what happened next by simply getting up and moving, but I have a stubborn streak, and that "F**k you" got to me.

I did not get out of the chair. I reached behind me and pulled up a chair from another table, and put it next to me. She sat in it. But it wasn't over. She seemed to get stuck on the "F**k you", and she shouted it in my face, over and over and over, "F**k you! F**k you! F**k you!", over and over, louder and higher, until she was screeching it. There were maybe 30 other people in the room, and the room went silent. Everyone stared.

I did not react at all. I didn't even hold back a reaction. There was nothing at all. I surprised myself at how cool I was. My hands didn't shake. The group photo was taken only moments after the screeching ended, and see how relaxed I am?
I used to be afraid of her, afraid to set her off. Her attacks used to scare me and leave me trembling and unsure of myself for days. I had to stop associating with her because she was poisoning me.

I think that's over. I don't think she will ever upset me again, and I don't think I will ever again worry about setting her off. It's done. I don't care anymore. I don't even care if she reads this, because it's true, and a lot of other people who DO know her witnessed it.

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On reflection, I think I know what happened. She has apparently gone off on others, one way or another. She had ridden down to the gathering with the guy on the right in the photo, and was rooming with the Hawaiian woman on the left (without contributing to the cost of the room, BTW). The arrangements had been made before they'd had much social exposure to her, and now neither of them were too happy about spending time with her. The woman had even found another room to sleep in. I think perhaps FW noticed she was being shunned.

That morning, she was happy to be sitting in the middle of the group at the table. She likes to be the center of attention. She left to get food or whatever, came back, and found that I had taken her place in the middle. She would be left on the outskirts again. And it was all my fault. I was The Usurper.

She freaked.

Her problem, not mine, and that finally sank in for me. I think it's that other people have also commented on her instability and tendency to viciously attack anyone who in any way offends her, and how she sees offense everywhere. Others have mentioned not wanting to be in the line of attack, and since you never see it coming, it's better to just avoid her. So it's not just me. That helps.

(A small detail - I had purchased two tickets for the banquet the night before, in case The Man or Daughter could attend. Neither was able. The banquet was sold out, and FW had no ticket. I gave her my extra ticket, and did not request payment. Neither did she offer. So much for gratitude.)

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Same woman, different topic. She's on social security disability. She works when she can find a job, but can earn only a little, or she'll lose the disability checks. She's intelligent and capable. She's the head of the local Mensa chapter, and she runs the group well. Yeah, ok, she's got "a diagnosis", and takes a variety of meds, but she's not disabled. She's perfectly abled. What the heck?

I was annoyed at first. I saw it as sucking on the government teat, the rest of us paying for her laziness. Now I know better. Yes, she can work, and she can be very productive. She can contribute. She is not lazy. She has a lot of good skills to offer. But the problem is that she can't hold any one job for very long before she gets pissed off at someone else on the job and blasts them. And she's always pissed at everyone else in the office, usually because they don't do things they way she thinks they should be done. She gets fired from jobs because no one wants that poison at the next desk.

Roman and I were talking one day, and we agreed that her current job might be the best for her. It might even last a while. You know those women at the end of the grocery aisle with the free samples? She shows up, sets up, microwaves samples, offers them, cleans up, and leaves. She rarely sees the boss. She doesn't have daily exposure to anyone. Brief encounters.
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2802 Weight

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished
unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."
-- Voltaire --

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I have continued to lose weight on the first four weeks of the diabetes diet. I am now only 5 pounds away from what has been my goal for the past several years.

I hadn't been sure I was "doing the diet" right, but I guess I must be.
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