The rep said the check would be cut tomorrow, and would arrive by US mail "in a week to 10 days." However, for a $25 fee, they will send it by UPS and I'll get it Monday.
????? Huh? Overnight mail is cheaper, 1/3 the cost, and I'd get it Friday, or at least Saturday.
Nope. They don't "do" overnight mail.
I don't understand.
(I guess I can't complain too loudly. I don't "do" automatic deposit, either, for equally arbitrary reasons.)