I've changed the title back to "I Don't Understand", now that it's available again. It's more appropriate (although "I Don't Approve!" might be even better).
(Note: The number in the post title is a sequence number, having nothing to do with contents.)
Monday, June 30, 2008
1887 Que?
Monday, June 30, 2008
(Chatty today, aren't I?) This photo of Dav1d B3ckham is all over the internet, with several women calling it enticing, teasing, "his wife is lucky", and so on.
My response is a snort of derision. There's a reason I call the man "The Man". .
I'm surprised the celebrity couple have any children, what with his junk being subjected to the slings and arrows of professional soccer / football with apparently no cup or jock strap to be found. As for The Man, I'm glad you're happy but as I've learned, too much of something is just downright painful.
Yeah, there is a line where wow! becomes ow! But that line gets fuzzy when experience, concern, consideration, tenderness, and slow gentle arousal are added. I sometimes worry that I have been spoiled. I don't know if I could ever again be satisfied with a man who could get by with a quicky.
Um, Becs, is this the book? http://www.taschen.com/pages/en/catalogue/sex/all/05703/facts.the_big_penis_book.htm
The cover is impressive, but most of the other photos are sort of ho hum. Men seem to think length is important, but it's actually circumference that matters, with a proportionate length for appearance's sake.
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I'm surprised the celebrity couple have any children, what with his junk being subjected to the slings and arrows of professional soccer / football with apparently no cup or jock strap to be found. As for The Man, I'm glad you're happy but as I've learned, too much of something is just downright painful.
Yeah, there is a line where wow! becomes ow! But that line gets fuzzy when experience, concern, consideration, tenderness, and slow gentle arousal are added. I sometimes worry that I have been spoiled. I don't know if I could ever again be satisfied with a man who could get by with a quicky.
Ouch - TMI!!!!
I swear, there is a book coming out called The Book of Big P*nises. The cover is worth a look. Yowza.
So? He's got jock itch...what's the big deal? ha ha
Um, Becs, is this the book?
http://www.taschen.com/pages/en/catalogue/sex/all/05703/facts.the_big_penis_book.htm
The cover is impressive, but most of the other photos are sort of ho hum. Men seem to think length is important, but it's actually circumference that matters, with a proportionate length for appearance's sake.
Oh, my. I'd better stop now!
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