Spam's getting more seductive. They've finally figured out I'm not interested in increasing the size of my penis, or seeing some teen's "private personal" videos. They've figured out that maybe I want FREE STUFF!
This is really truly the subject lines of the entire contents of my Yahoo id's spam bucket today:
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...Not sure how James and his colon got in there....
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