Sunday, September 21, 2008

2024 Down With the FoMo!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

What's with the popularity of the faux mohawk hairdo among young men? Where did it come from? Why do they want to look like a rooster? Every time I see a guy with that ridge on their head, I expect then to bob their head when they walk. The only people I remember having it a few years ago were flamboyant gays, and I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't gay hairdressers who pushed it on you. It looks stupid, guys! Really stupid. As stupid as that disconnected bump young women have been wearing on the top front of their heads. Every bit as stupid as the '50s jellyrolls and DAs, which, by the way, only the relative outcasts fell for. Ten years from now you'll look at photos and wonder whatever possessed you to walk around with a POINT on the top of your head. Faux dunce cap! Stop it!

Speaking of points, what's with the point on the back of Sarah Palin's head? What's she hiding in there? Is she unaware that teasing is bad for your hair, and never looks natural? She looked like Woody Woodpecker in profile every time I've seen her on TV.
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