Saturday, September 30, 2006

900 Oooo - I'm So Naughty!

Borrowed from True, who borrowed it from Dirty Blonde.

You have to answer yes or no to each thing to see what your sins are worth.

Smoked pot-- $10
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before-- $20
Went skinny dipping-- $5
Had sex in a pool-- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex-- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex $20
Cheated on your g/f or b/f -- $10
Cheated on your g/f or b/f with their relative or close friend--$20
Done oral-- $5
Got oral-- $5
Done / Got oral in a car while it was moving --$25
Prank called the cops-- $5
Stole something-- $10
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars--$20
Had sex with someone 10 years older-- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27--$25
Cried yourself to sleep-- $5
Cried during sex--$20
Been in love-- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time --$50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it-- $25
Went streaking-- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight --$15
Been arrested-- $5
Spent time in jail --$15
Peed in the pool-- $0.50
Played spin the bottle-- $5
Done something you regret-- $20
Had a crush on your best friend--$5
Had sex with your best friend --$20
Had a crush on someone at work --$5
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Lied to your mate --$5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25


My total = $310.00. True's total was something like $70, poor child. Dirty Blonde got $325.50. I guess I'm a naughty blonde. (No, I never peed in a pool. Ocean, lake, river, yes. Woods, yes. Even a front yard once, but a pool? Never.)

P.S. - Being in love is a $25 "sin"? Whoa! I counted only one $25 for that (I assume that no matter how many times you've done something, you count it only once), but I've apparently "sinned" many many times that way. I've loved many men. Some truer than others, but truer only because I knew them better.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

yes=205.50
no=295.

damn that .50 cents. now everyone knows....
i hope i added right! seems to me i do more no's than yes's..that good or bad. hope this works..roberta