What does a little lady who lives alone, hates washing dishes, and dislikes cooking do for dinner? When she doesn't have a date, that is.
- Put two hot dogs** on a paper plate.
- Cover with a paper towel and microwave until they sizzle.
- Squirt ketchup on one side of the plate.
- Spoon sweet pickle relish on the other side.
- Cut it all up and mix it together.
- Eat while watching TV.
**Living in New York, I should know that without buns, they're not hot dogs. They're just weiners.