2386 Dinner

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

What does a little lady who lives alone, hates washing dishes, and dislikes cooking do for dinner? When she doesn't have a date, that is.

1. Put two hot dogs** on a paper plate.
2. Cover with a paper towel and microwave until they sizzle.
3. Squirt ketchup on one side of the plate.
4. Spoon sweet pickle relish on the other side.
5. Cut it all up and mix it together.
6. Eat while watching TV.

Meat (sort of), grain (in the hot dogs), green vegetables (pickles), and fruit (ketchup) = balanced meal (sort of).

**Living in New York, I should know that without buns, they're not hot dogs. They're just weiners.