A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
-- Steven Wright --
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-- Steven Wright --
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I mentioned online dating to someone today. That reminded me that I had a moribund profile on a particular site that I hadn't visited in years. So I visited. I updated my profile and photos (just for fun, you understand) and released the hold (just to see what might happen, you understand), and in the past two hours I have been inundated by "Hi!" notes. Well, eight of them, anyway.
And of those eight, all but two were from very young men. Under thirty. Like three under twenty-five!
Holy Crap!
How tempting is this:
Now, his pants are a bit low, and it's a cell phone photo in a public or work restroom, (the other photo does include his face, which is also pretty), and it worries me that he's got his shirt off in a public restroom, but his note was nice, and he actually spelled out all the words instead of using that ugly texting shorthand, and spelled correctly, too (... as opposed to the mash note I got from a young man straight from Snooki's crew, that seemed to be a different language). AND he lives a few blocks from here.Holy Crap!
Now, I'm not naive. I do know why a lot of young men like older women. We aren't likely to get pregnant, we're less likely to be drama queens, and we're very likely to be grateful for decent sex. Maybe even generously grateful.
No way I'm falling into that trap. **
But OMG - I want to TOUCH that chest!
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**I'd like to put something like that in my profile, but then they might stop sending me pictures like this.
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1 comment:
Yes, I did send him a response that he was simply too young for me. He wrote back with the "age is simply a number" bit. I do not plan to respond further.
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