Huston Smith, on faith: "We may do things we think are wrong,
but we cannot believe things we think are false."
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It's 7 am and it's already 82 F outside and steamy. It's going to be a hot day. I was under the impression that living so close to the water we'd have cool refreshing breezes.
Nope. Just steam.
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From a Meetup invitation: "Sorry, no pets are aloud to join the party."
Maybe it means I can bring a boa constrictor? They're quiet.
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From a weather advisory for the country house: "Severe thunderstorms, hail up to one inch in diameter or larger."
Do they know what "up to" means?
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I had a hair accident Monday.
My natural color these days is not white or gray. It's a very pale yellow. Pale blond, which is pretty much what it had been when I was a baby. In the winter it's a bit darker, and in the summer, especially since I drive with the top down a lot, it gets bleached to white in the sunlight, although still pale blond indoors.
So, since I like it blond, in the summer I shampoo in a temporary (6-12 shampoos) ash blond tint. The stuff I use has no bleaching ingredients, so my scattered brown hairs still show through here and there.
Monday I screwed up. The stuff is supposed to be on your hair 20 minutes. I usually leave it on 15 minutes. I had received an email that I wanted to respond to, and started the response after putting the tint on. I got to thinking about what I was writing, and next thing I knew, 40 minutes had gone by.
I ran to the bathroom, jumped into the shower, lathered it up, rinsed it off, toweled it dry, looked in the mirror, and ... my hair is the same color as the bathroom door's brass doorknob. The EXACT same color. I could see the doorknob in the mirror, next to my hair. I am not exaggerating.
My hair has been washed four times in the past day and a half, and it's still flaming brass. A long time ago I'd read that to remove temporary hair color, you should use oil, so my hair has been mayonnaised and olive oiled. (I thought the mayonnaise would work well because it also has vinegar.) I've been wearing scarves wrapped around my head, or hats, when I have to go out in public.
I am unhappy.
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